Did you know that I have no clue what I’m doing with my life? wOW.Tumblr (3.0; @lalenamaximus)http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slapmytitties.tumblr.com/post/38924349530/what-if-instead-of-having-sirens-ambulances-just">slapmytitties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754983554http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754983554Sat, 18 May 2013 15:34:58 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partybarackisinthehousetonight.tumblr.com/post/49728287961/my-life-changed-forever-when-i-found-out-the-word">partybarackisinthehousetonight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754726958http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754726958Sat, 18 May 2013 15:31:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e47cfac71c1b27e5f254eb7c797d21a/tumblr_mmmwm8cVcN1r3i7aho1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/671c44d57c2e2113bc249541bf96ce2d/tumblr_mmmwm8cVcN1r3i7aho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/654571eb5dcf34b2a39c9bac508f4bb2/tumblr_mmmwm8cVcN1r3i7aho3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754655898http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754655898Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:32 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weedrichards.tumblr.com/post/50312254649/you-know-that-feeling-when-you-find-a-new-favorite">weedrichards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FELL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AD YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754636086http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754636086Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d67122825cb3a49ca74b9476aac1c21c/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f4dcc7df7005c8cd0df065926d3e770/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c59e0758260d3811cebf0e568a87cb0/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a8077caffd66b31f576612929446bc1/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81bf5c6225511b3eb37c2abe75898585/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9eaf84b69470b20d9edbac5a27125d5/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2135918c4ad8378cc8932f314afa1850/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6f55d4ee087c3671590992badc45c1d/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a55fb61f268d39d9132b81d1f5d1fc39/tumblr_mn040tGIln1qj13p7o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong>Happy 43rd Birthday, Tina Fey!</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754624074http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754624074Sat, 18 May 2013 15:30:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c0278eb1028c8c5133e449f40b3e7a0/tumblr_mmz29lkff01qg4f82o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/102f335dad12327ab3ed3f30270a853f/tumblr_mmz29lkff01qg4f82o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb22f01a7e282946b17d397ae82704cd/tumblr_mmz29lkff01qg4f82o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/50696459084">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>an epic trilogy</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754402227http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754402227Sat, 18 May 2013 15:27:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b1fae4835244cafd96262c3be6c2740/tumblr_mn06drfZQn1qdp6iio1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baaa4b9598057cc757bddcb0c2fe7860/tumblr_mn06drfZQn1qdp6iio2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754343050http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754343050Sat, 18 May 2013 15:26:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07d060fc520e7f3f5343a9d093a8cae4/tumblr_mlo41olacj1qc5xxbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://circlebutt.tumblr.com/post/48623343663/mads-mikkelsen-wonders-who-this-fucking-punk-is" class="tumblr_blog">circlebutt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>mads mikkelsen wonders who this fucking punk is who thinks he can just stare at him and get in his way </p></blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754317754http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50754317754Sat, 18 May 2013 15:25:55 -0500““It’s the disconnect of being trained since birth to look a certain way, only to have dudes turn around and go, “Don’t you know we hate all that stuff on your face?” Like it was our idea! Like women collectively woke up one day and thought, “Wouldn’t it be awesome to slap a bunch of chemicals and dyes on our faces every morning from now on?”<br/> We’ve got a multi-billion dollar industry doing their best to remind us daily that we need what they’re selling, so don’t act all befuddled about where we got the idea that we looked better this way. Plus, it’s not like men don’t still expect us to look beautiful. They just don’t want us cheating with cosmetics. Hope your face is naturally flawless!<br/> And while we’re talking, don’t you ladies know how annoying it is that you’re all hung up on your weight? Sure, we expect you to have a great body. But don’t be one of those lame girls who orders salads on a date. We like to see you eat!<br/> Most of the time, when men say they prefer “natural beauty,” they don’t mean that they’re ready for us to start leaving the house the way we roll out of bed in the morning. They mean that they want us to look perfect without appearing to try.<br/> Basically, it’s a trap.””<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.xojane.com/beauty/men-who-dont-wome-makeup">Emily McCombs</a> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://interstellardiamond.tumblr.com/">interstellardiamond</a>)</p> <div>the “natural beauty” garbage is so fucking galling</div> <div> <ul><li>it’s bullshit disingenuous rejection of responsibility for patriarchal beauty standards</li> <li>it hides yet another performance standard: never let us SEE what we are doing to you</li> <li>it shows contempt for effort. people are not supposed to try at anything, you’re supposed to be a gifted special snowflake</li> <li>and admitting that femininity is effort means fundamentally undercutting the idea that women are flighty and trivial and weak</li> <li>and it makes - OF COURSE - the whole thing about dude’s boners, and not the way there are social and financial consequences for not being a little made-up</li> <li>and it is so hostile to the idea of self-expression? someone who wears bright red lipstick does not think that people will actually assume their lips REALLY ARE bright red, any more than we assume a dude who shaves his face is naturally hairless, or think that a person wearing a blue shirt actually has blue arms. sometimes we make aesthetic choices to communicate with the world.</li> <li>which in and of itself depends on women as fundamentally underhanded. of course even the way we present ourselves is a <em>bald-faced lie</em></li> </ul><p>basically it is a Gross Things About The Patriarchy 101 midterm all rolled up into one passive-aggressive bid for a pat on the back over some Nice Guy’s “enlightenment”</p> </div> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pocochina.tumblr.com/">pocochina</a>)</p></em>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50747084307http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50747084307Sat, 18 May 2013 13:44:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89b0c76b640c65378f1f7957258be626/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b896757d5d20f3d2cb0789f42427414d/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/450ab91f5f7c474206a91b9ae9d9216f/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdac516ac3ddc68dc3c9c5af18213496/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89fe31edb492b65e653af761ccfe1abf/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f822eb0f774d334e03f94b751068896/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a72664b66302726f3e9591b082010052/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/028a0e80413d619778aa2b88990b2f46/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7beb67f5de964987082c7e65f0a43522/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/231d46ebe5567877c635eda7663f367c/tumblr_mmz0rtFEaa1qmktkno10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50747001054http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50747001054Sat, 18 May 2013 13:43:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1a54f1a8f9ca5b8a04070a1b77965d1/tumblr_mmzslo7YXv1qfdvczo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a22a98b57a412a8a255a93eac7c9e14b/tumblr_mmzslo7YXv1qfdvczo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746944448http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746944448Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:46 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ludditeheart.tumblr.com/post/50655373846/so-meta-ass-has-heaven-all-to-himself-now-his">ludditeheart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SO!  Meta-ass has Heaven all to himself, now.  His revenge is complete.<img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/888cb0081261cc2673a6884da2c2ea0f/tumblr_inline_mmwtqswR981qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>It’s a place he’s envisioned for thousands of years, a true paradise of his own making.  But, he might have a few little problems didn’t foresee… </p> <p><img alt="image" height="393" id="irc_mi" src="http://affairsmagazine.com/wordpress2/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/SN709-0006.jpg" width="262"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="269" src="http://content6.flixster.com/question/65/29/38/6529384_std.jpg" width="198"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="279" src="http://blog.chron.com/tubular/files/legacy/archives/502f.jpg" width="419"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="232" src="http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9584/vlcsnap592548he4.png" width="419"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="200" src="http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/images/thumb/7/70/Ash.jpg/300px-Ash.jpg" width="300"/></p> <p>I think he’s gonna be looking at the new Team Free Heaven.</p> <p><img alt="image" height="236" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZS2gYAc_-Jw/UYeMDbZXrQI/AAAAAAAACwc/WcTUcFF9jEY/s1600/metatron1.jpg" width="419"/></p> <p>“Oh, shit.”</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746931650http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746931650Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:35 -0500can thos be a thing that happens plzPlot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746884413http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746884413Sat, 18 May 2013 13:41:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dc69ebca168d3c13875ff19e9c2b29d/tumblr_mmz657orhg1rshixro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c59bd995dc735c8c18c4bbdadabf283/tumblr_mmz657orhg1rshixro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746827429http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746827429Sat, 18 May 2013 13:41:02 -0500<p><a href="http://cannibal-swag.tumblr.com/post/50743951896/i-love-the-new-show-hannibal-but-i-hate" class="tumblr_blog">cannibal-swag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“I love the new show Hannibal!”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7c9e92c0c063e9c2f7bb870ca2802287/tumblr_inline_mlw9xrIKzT1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“But I hate Alana!” </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/82929bbb305fe1c42d7f6b727180ec95/tumblr_inline_mlw9w3wMqz1qz4rgp.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746803815http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746803815Sat, 18 May 2013 13:40:42 -0500i dont hate heri nothing her<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33fce6f66b82b0aaa540d6da156591e2/tumblr_mn0aq34RQ51qbqklwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amaditalks.tumblr.com/post/50745066019/meet-dominic-i-know-his-mom-shannon-dominic">amaditalks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Meet Dominic. (I know his mom Shannon.) Dominic has autism and Down Syndrome and isn’t very verbal. But despite not talking much, he knows the words to One Direction’s songs and sings along every time. He connects to One Direction.</p> <p>Shannon <a href="http://t.co/KFy9UgDdcc">has entered a contest to win tickets to a 1D concert and a chance to meet the band</a>, for Dominic. Winning this would be a dream come true for him.</p> <p>You don’t have to sign up or do anything but <a href="http://t.co/KFy9UgDdcc">click the link</a>, that counts as a vote. Please take the 2 seconds to click and help Dominic?</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746774798http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746774798Sat, 18 May 2013 13:40:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/013fd2de2fcbb06987542e477c157d10/tumblr_mmymrbYkzA1qaasiko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b4e0fbf7e2f2407fb7bf4285fd9ab77/tumblr_mmymrbYkzA1qaasiko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746748043http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746748043Sat, 18 May 2013 13:39:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49f394dda55c68d9599433dc57eed378/tumblr_mj20aekU5H1qbgeafo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6de1dd821757884f8bc5383405dee0a5/tumblr_mj20aekU5H1qbgeafo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746736894http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746736894Sat, 18 May 2013 13:39:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8mfSrDT1qg26d1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generationfree.tumblr.com/post/24051131710/lakilester-no-one-gets-lynched-for-exfoliating">generationfree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lakilester.tumblr.com/post/15597492454/no-one-gets-lynched-for-exfoliating-is-the">lakilester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.</p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746697579http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746697579Sat, 18 May 2013 13:39:11 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50746683612" src="http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746683612/audio_player_iframe/lalenamaximus/tumblr_mmrtu8mo061qcrhd0?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Flalenamaximus%2F50746683612%2Ftumblr_mmrtu8mo061qcrhd0" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>you know you can’t keep lettin’ it get you down</small></em><br/><em><small>and you can’t keep draggin’ that dead weight around</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746683612http://lalenamaximus.tumblr.com/post/50746683612Sat, 18 May 2013 13:38:59 -0500favorite